The ultimate sick buffalo story

"Die" Barfrauen Story schlechthin!(die sich leider kaum treffend auf Deutsch übersetzen lässt!)

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Letter from a Thai Bar Girl

Dear Bill,

I love you and I miss you soo much

I have problem, I write you before that buffalo is sick. Now it die. He fall down and was dead in the middle of rice field. Bad fortune when it fall it fall on papa and break leg he three place. Now he not work. Brother me make stretcher bamboo he take from roof house, Roof come down and rain in house. He take papa to hospital motorcycle Have big accident when he come home hit police car Police say brother me blame Police say he pay big money. Not worry darling motorcycle OK but Police car bad broken Bad luck make Mama heart problem. Doctor says she must triple by-pass. I no understand but brother say you understand.

You know darling, I only work in bar and not go with man I wait for you come back Bangkok but if you no help me I fuck many many many farang to get pay bills money.

Old people in my village say you responsible if you send money me before buy medicine sick buffalo then it no die papa no break leg, house have roof, brother no ride into police car, Mama no have heart problem.

Please send me 200,000 baht for my bank. Papa fix 10,000, new roof 30,000, new police car 100,000, mama fix 50,000. I take off 2,000 baht for sell buffalo meat but me have to pay more hospital bill for 24 people have problem eat contaminated meat 12,000 baht. This means you send me 10,000 dollar.

I love you darling and miss you sooo much!

Noi